
reading a copy of new esquire mag , flipping to a section call " manual for a stylish life -shopping ".Oh whats that ? Big bold title - WHY MAN +WOMAN+IKEA=ROW . have you ever been to ikea ? i ask people around me , most say yes, and most of them went there with their "another half " . Do you like it ? most female will say yes or ok , but most man will say they are not sure or hate the experience . According to esquire ,men shop like "hunter ", they buy stuff they need .Women are " gatherers" , we buy things er just because and buy even more when we wondering in the store . Dr Max say shopping arguments happens due to different goals between gender .They said men only want to get the shopping done and eat meatballs .Woman do most of the shopping for the household , research say around 80percents , therefore ikea is not designed for men . sorry guys !! after all this fancy showroom , measuring argument or what ever reason start shouted at each other , you reach the stock aisles , when you buy a bed or cupboard anything big , those candles and flower pot don't count, you need to go around and collect all the bits , no one will remind you if you miss any parts until you feel so depress , crying and shout out loud contain millions swear words while you are doing your flat pack DIY at home ( do you guys enjoying DIY is another story) , the only way to sort the cupboard out is going back to ikea and go through all again . btw ikea is a no shortcut , no window , dont know where is the staff store , if u need a toilet in the middle of the "shopping experience " you are going to piss yourself .
to be honest i quite like the shopping experience in ikea , ok yeah i am a girl , but i take this " i am going to beat ikea depress syndrome " attitude with me, i will say i am well prepared . Actually the secret to do ikea is go there so many times that you know the game well . My sister used to point out ikea does bring a lot of memory in a relationship , her advice is stick to one ikea , if the relationship don't work out , move on to another ikea . Well i guess she definitely play the game well .
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woman love ikea so much that they make bikini out of the shopper ! |
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clockwork orange crossover ikea
limited product for man shopper only !!!! |
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